A drink centers me but I usually make myself wait until at least 9:00 PM for that. Or 8:00 PM. Whichever comes first.

There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten

I drink coffee like an alcoholic drinks gasoline. You wouldn’t believe how many gallons my little car can hold.

I believe in 'Positives' not Negatives the only thing about Alcohol I'm Powerless over is those Damn Taxes

You drink wine by the glass, and I drink wine by the trashcan. Seriously, I’ll be by the trashcan if you need me.

I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

I was a fool, alone, preparing to do what every fool did at such times—I was going to a bar to drink myself smart.

Smoking’s banned in my house. Cigarettes harm your body,” he said, knocking back half of the bottle of beer.

Alcohol helps you to loosen up to make memories you won’t forget, and then it helps you to forget them completely.

Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up!

If we could all drink ourselves to innocence, I’d be guilty. And I mean that in a way that I don’t mean that.

I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really — like a beer that’s been in a brawl.

„Tik išgėręs žmogus su malonumu gali prisiminti ką nors nemalonaus iš savo gyvenimo.

I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant...if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?

Sex mirrored our drinking; both defined our relationship: selfish, detached, indulgent and satisfying."A Change Is Gonna Come