Chodź, napijemy się ginu. Oto prawdziwa odpowiedź na wszystkie parszywe problemy.

Ich habe Angst vor dieser Erscheinung, aber wenn man viel trinkt, dann geht das schon wieder weg.

Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning.

Alcohol was for people who basically wished to be dead but lacked the courage to kill themselves.

I want a new liver to replace my heart.""Um, why?""Because then I could drink more and care less.

I can always say no to a bottle of booze, but only after saying yes to the alcohol inside.


I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink.

Alcohol makes man into a monkey and then monkey into a donkey. Thus, there is evolution degradation.

I didn’t chug the hairspray because I’m an alcoholic. I drank it to style my throat hairs.

The best thing is the combined effect of nicotine with alcohol, greater than the sum of the two parts.

I once heard someone say that the concept of moderation seems a little extreme, and tonight...I agree.

I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.

I think coffee is the best drink known to man. I also think that wine is the best drink known to woman.

Alcohol is none other than a call from the hall (of alcoholics). That hall is none other than the hell.

Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me.