O thou invisible spirit of wine if thou hast no name to be known by let us call thee devil

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.

Reasoning with a drunkard is likeGoing under water with a torch to seek for a drowning man.

I added five shots to my coffee, because that’s all the bullets my magazine can hold.

Stay busy get plenty of exercise and don t drink too much Then again don t drink too little

My love is like an empty bottle of wine. If you’re wondering, my ex wife drank it all.

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.

Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.

one doesn't even think ofthe liverand if the liverdoesn't think ofus, that'sfine.

Lowkey punchdrunk off this Sangria-sweet love and all it’s prodigious trappings…

Love is two spirits occupying one bottle of spirit. You’ve got to be 21 to drink of me.

My head was dizzy, but what of that? Float, stupid wooden head, and care nothing for tomorrow.

What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.

I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me.

People use alcohol for just fun. This fun then makes them use gun. Finally, it ends up with sin.