Alcohol is not only a homely drink because also it drinks the whole family.

Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could have become bee

You are giving up nothing! You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

In wine there is wisdom in beer there is Freedom in water there is bacteria

The light music of whisky falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.

We want ecstasy as a way of life, not a liver-poisoning alcoholiday from it.

Wine gives one 'ideas,' whereas champagne gives one 'strategies.

First you take a drink then the drink takes a drink then the drink takes you

People feel alcohol heals heart (diseases) but in theory, it peels the heart.

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

Irish I were I wish, so being drunk all the time would be socially acceptable.

Pour alcohol on a bundle of nerves and it generally turns into a can of worms.

Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk.