Issues are like tissues. You pull one out and another appears!

If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila.

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.

To be now a sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently abeast!

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.

He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was.

I’m a competitor. I once placed fifth in a bottle of whiskey.

The drink you like the best should be the drink you drink the most.

There is more food in a pennyworth of bread than in a gallon of ale.

Afternoon drinkers shifted in the gloom as if they sensed new blood.

Here s to alcohol: the cause of and answer to all of life s problems

Whether it is north or south, alcohol affects both health and wealth.

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.

When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.