It is sad that people need alcohol to make them happy.
It is sad that people need alcohol to make them happy.
Wealth without wisdom is equal to life without purpose
The only thing we chase our shots with are high-fives.
Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.
... drink levels all mankind. It is the ultimate democrat
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?
Alcohol is the motorcycle of beverages. Liver fast, die young.
If I share your bottle of beer, I’ll take the left side.
Alcohol does not solve problems but becomes a problem in itself