the forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards, and poor decisions.
the forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards, and poor decisions.
Although people are so kind to alcohol, still alcohol makes them blind.
It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.
you never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.
It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?
Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.
A drinker does not exist. Whatever they say, it is just the drink talking
Stab your demoniac smile to my brain,Soak me in cognac, love, and cocaine
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems
My point about alcohol is that if you abuse something, it abuses you back.
She picked up the stout and took a sip. It slid down her throat like silk.
My dream was one day ordering a drink and finding out it tasted wonderful.
A substantial daily intake of alcohol was the perfect way to stay in shape.