At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women.

Drink and drive are prohibited in all countries. Otherwise, alcohol will drive us to hell or at-least to jail.

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap even of the briefest than in all the alcohol ever distilled

To a drinker the sensation is real and pure and akin to something spiritual: you seek; in the bottle, you find.

You know you've drunk too much when you run out of booze. It's the same with love. Also, I'm drunk.

Sembra che io abbia una costituzione che non regge l'alcol e ancor di meno l'idiozia e l'incoerenza.

I see that a man cannot give himself up to drinking without being miserable one-half his days and mad the other.

Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol.

To every party, I bring my own booze. No need to help me carry it, as I walk in with it already in my bloodstream.

If I were an alcoholic, I’d work at a wine farm, where grape booze grows on trees, bottled and ready to chug.

I’d like to invent a product that’ll turn 18-year-olds into 21-year-olds, and sell it in front of bars.

Too many abused beers have suffered in the name of networking. Let us find a better way to mix torture and business.

Mieszamy razem wszystkie składniki i pijemy z lodem ku własnej uciesze lub na własną zgubę.

Love is to beer as I am to drunk. And you say I’m not romantic. Shoot, I’m so romantic I could just puke.