If you don't fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working

In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong

Don’t try this at home. Do this at home, or do this at home not, there is no try.

Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.

The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it.

There's nothing I wouldn't do on your behalf, if I could just get my hands on it

I admire women who tweet about their sex lives. Talk about serious multitasking skills.

Does talking to yourself in the voice of your fictional character count as being social?

You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.

I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.

We'll know we've built a machine that's truly alive when it commits suicide.

I'm willing to forgive and forget, but damned if I'll be forgiven and forgotten.

If debates accomplished anything, there wouldn't be a need for intelligence agencies.

Secret 955-39. That it is what it is does not imply that it isn't what it isn't.

Saw a headline: 'World's Ugliest Dog Dead.' Not believing it for one minute.