Where do you get inspiration for your books?I tell myself I can't have another cup of coffee till I thought of an idea.

I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter,” I informed him.

The leaves are orange, her hair is orange, and my mood is blue. That reminds me, I really do need to make some more coffee.

I folded my map in half and used it to make a sandwich. Then I dipped it in coffee and ate all of Europe and half of Russia.

I tried to wear my shirt while it was still on the hanger. That’s just the kind of morning person I am with no coffee.

My TV’s remote control didn’t have a source of energy, so I poured coffee in it. Now I can read any book I want.

Trying to remember a dream from a decade ago is like trying to catch fog in a coffee filter. I could subsist on morning mist.

A bathroom that doubles as an elevator would be a great place to open a coffee shop—but only if it’s a Starbucks.

I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.

Coffee has a way of falling into my cup the way love does not. I’m so tired of being a lone sip when I should be a chug.

Kate picked up her coffee cup, frowning when she saw it was empty. "Did you drink my coffee?""Yes. I was feeling aggressive.

Coffee is for lovers. So if you don’t drink coffee, you must be asexual, and I’d love to study your mating ritual.

I am the coffee Randolph in your zebra escapade. Drink of me as you would any other time you swallow caffeinated saliva.


I drank the coffee because I was tired. I also drank the coffee because I was dominant, and it was passive and put up no fight.

I’d pour the Milky Way in my morning coffee, just to wake up my inner universe. Your love is all the sugar I’d need.