Sometimes, they just make coffee cups too small.

I chug coffee—for fun and for love.


It's a five pots of liquid sleep kind of morning.

All the best days start with a latte and a time trip.

What do you want?""Just coffee. Black - like my soul.

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.

Come on, don't you ever stop and smell the coffee?

I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.

One cup of coffee is all it takes to conquer the world.

If this is decaf, I'm going to pour it on your head.

I like coffee tables. I’m into drinkable furniture.

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up!

Drink your coffee, it clears out the brain in the morning

Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.

I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.