I love coffee, and coffee loves me. You know what else loves me? Hookers in hot paper cups.

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day.

Coffee, unless it is very good and made by somebody else, is pretty intolerable at any time.

Coffee is a warm drink that fosters friendship and tastes great. What more is there to life?

Give me coffee or give me death. Or if not death, at least let me sleep a little bit longer.

The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

Buy the town, and rent the politician. Politicians are refillable, like empty cups of coffee.

Stencil had called from a Hungarian coffee shop on York Avenue known as Hungarian Coffee Shop

When I think about all the thinking I’ve done, I get sleepy, like a coffee-colored bear.

I don’t drink coffee. Sorry, I don’t mean to burden you with my personal problems.

A unicorn breathes rainbows like a dragon breathes fire. My coffee breathes Jarod Kintz quotes.

Somehow, the Good Lord don't want to see no man start a cold morning with just black coffee.

I don't know how you drink this straight. You're badass.""That's why I am your boss-

Ölüm yaklaştığı zaman, dünya zevkleri çürür.

We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards.