Writing Cave means it's Coffee O'Clock...Who am I kidding? It's always Coffee O'Clock!

I think coffee is the best drink known to man. I also think that wine is the best drink known to woman.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.

If the government really wanted to stimulate the economy, it should distribute Viagra and coffee.


Then everyone would retreat for a nap, after which we would have coffee and cake, sometimes an argument.

I yell at yellow like I purr at pink. If they were more fluid, I’d pour meows in my morning coffee.

Love is a lot like coffee in that I can never seem to get enough of it, and hers is hot and mine is iced.

My coffee cup didn’t come with a sleeve, but that’s OK, because I’m wearing a tank top.

I'm a coffee expert. I'm not a medical expert, but I play one on TV. - on Oprah Winfrey interview

She drowned in a coffee cup the size of a swimming pool. It really helped wake me up to my own mortality.

I soak my white socks in coffee, so I can wear them with brown pants and keep my feet from falling asleep.

It was dark in the alley, and I was afraid I’d get mugged. Coffee also fears it’ll get mugged.

She walked by with a pot of coffee and said, “Hot.” I said, “Thanks, I try to look good.

These days, “getting lucky” means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it’s still HOT!