A companion on a caffeine high will wake me up just as well, without the aftertaste.

They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?

Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.

Too much coffee has been spilled in the name of war. Let us love and savor every drop.

I wear brown shirts to protect against the combination of coffee and clumsiness.


I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?

Instant gratification is like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.

Vamos al Kiko's a tomar un café. Todavía no tengo ganas de encerrarme.

I envythe cup of coffeethat getsto kissyour sleepy lipsawakeevery cold andbitter morning.

I make love like uh huh. Huh? Uh huh. I also make coffee, though you have to pay for that.

I bought a five-pound sack of sugar. Now I just need to buy a cup of coffee to dump it in.

Some of the world's most effective thoughts happen over a brew of morning's coffee

I eat east and west, and I eat them at the same time. But I drink my coffee north to south.

I added five shots to my coffee, because that’s all the bullets my magazine can hold.

Till such time that there are strong men in this world, a woman would prefer strong coffee!