Coffee and donuts go together like government policy and subsequent poverty.

For dinner I had 20 ounces of coffee and 5 Kraft singles. Am I going to die?

People like to cry over spilled milk, but I cry every time I spill my coffee.

Coffee and character designs: That's what my night's lookin' like.

I need coffee to deal with this, and I’m not getting decaf. (From Offline)

My farts smell like coffee. Drink them up. But slowly, because they’re hot.

Right,” Holden said. “No coffee. This is a terrible, terrible planet.

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

I like my coffee like I like myself....making rustling noises inside a burlap bag

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for.

I decide to turn to my old faithful solution to all that is wrong in life. Coffee.

some poems frothand foam and rise...out of my morning cup ofmist-sweetened coffee.

I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills.


The zipper on my crotch is an air vent. I need some way to cool down my hot coffee.