Hair of the dog and to keep me company I made a drink.

Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.

I drink wine like beer, only twice as much less.


Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.

They said 'ski', but they heard 'vodka'!

I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains.

it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance

... drink levels all mankind. It is the ultimate democrat

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.

Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

You speak of my drinking, yet you don't know my thirst

empty whiskey bottles strewn about like forgotten failures

Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.