If I show up on your doorstep don't worry I'm just there to party.

Ale, man, Ale's the stuff to drink,for fellows whom it hurts to think.

She picked up the stout and took a sip. It slid down her throat like silk.

Rum is tonic that clarifies the vision,and sets things in true perspective.

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

Coffee has a way of waking my soul, much like drinking liquid heaven would.

I'm going out for a bottle of champagne. We're going to get bombed.

If you see the dragon fly,best you drink the flagon dry.”—Zarost

I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk.

Pour alcohol on a bundle of nerves and it generally turns into a can of worms.

I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry.