The combination of razor-sharp wit (completely real) and his credentials (completely fake) had won them over in the end.

There once was a woman named Story Easton who couldn't decide if she should kill herself, or eat a double cheeseburger.

Maybe love after all only exists in wonderful fairy tales. I'm just slowly starting to think that,but could I be wrong?

I’m glad she’s so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.

they say that girls are the ones who want fairy tail endings, but then again, who are the authors of fairy tales? mostly men...

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.

Everything that ever happened is just stories now, Earl. But it was all very real to people while it was happening. Wasn't it?

At least that left hope for him. Except "Beauty and the Geek" wasn’t exactly the proper translation of the popular fairy tale.

I have always been quite good at falling in love, but I don’t pretend to know anything about literal happily ever afters. 

That's it? That's all that happens after you topple from grace? We lose our rubies and rations?" Marshall smirked. "Woe is me.

He’s jealous because lions are better hunters.”--Monroe “Are you compensating for something, Monroe?” --Bastian

It's the problem with fairy tales. From far away, they seem so perfect. But up close, they're just as complicated as real life.

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.

Truly, there is magic in fairytales.For it takes but a simply-uttered 'Once upon a time...' to allure and spellbind an audience.

Well, can you tell her that?"He looked down at his feet. "I will. I will."Guy-speak for, "I plan to keep avoiding her until she gives up.