There are no foolish questions and no man becomes a fool until he has stopped asking questions.

Because your heart will be hammered against him, and your strength will be tempered in his fire.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on both of us.

A dog to vomit does turn,A fool to folly but return,The wise err and learn,Gaining from each burn.

Our love is doomed from our first kiss. Until you have to look it in the eyes, ignorance is bliss.

Perhaps he is a fool or a coward but almost everybody is one or the other and most people are both.

The ability to hurt someone is usually in direct proportion to how much that person cares about you.

If I were a magician, I’d hand out broken compasses. It’s all about misdirection.


Any fool can do something cool and look cool, but it takes skill to make something uncool cool again.

To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one!

Un sot trouve toujours un plus sot qui l'admire.A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.

I know you're a fool, Jim Hardy, but for heaven's sake pretend you're not for five minutes.

The intellectual mind judges a book after having read it.A fool’s mind judges a book by its title.

Working hard is a fool's anthem, getting others to work for you is the motto for every successful man.

You are so fool worshiping and dreaming her like an angel; while another asshole is banging her right now.