You'll never know what psychopathic heights you're capable of, just lying there on the sofa

How can you possibly do everything you want to do in life if you start doing a bunch of things twice?

I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarass easily - Michael Jackson

Just think of what would have happened to poor old Naaman if he had decided to dunk himself only once?

Orang yang jatuh cinta diam-diam hanya bisa, seperti yang mereka selalu lakukan, jatuh cinta sendirian

And Mom doesn't like anyone cutting her flowers, so I cut up her magazines instead. Do you like it?

The minute you stop caring about your business, is the same minute your business stops caring about you.

My life is interesting enough with out you adding drama, thank you very much. Now can you please leave?

History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.

Siempre te dije que te dedicaras a los libros en lugar de a las personas. Las personas no se te dan bien.

Do you want to know the world? Then look at it closely. Do you want to like it? Then look at it from afar.

Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.

Wouldn't it be great if life was only Legos? If we could give our kids the right, simple building blocks?

I hope you aren't planning to order me back to bed.""No, you have far too much crockery at your disposal.

Everything is funny from some angle, I assure you it is. It's just a matter of where you're standing.