In an angry fit, my mother had called him an airhead, who couldn't find his brain even if it came knocking on his door.

...when we perfect 3-D copiers and they reproduce tissue, we'll have a million Marilyns walking around with no souls...

The happiest people are the ones who can build a firm foundation of awesomeness out of the stones people have thrown at them.

Yeah, Mel! If she shoves you again, smack her in the face!" bellowed Mika.Kira glared at Mika. "I mean, beat her in the race!

Life is like Tyra Bank’s left breast. It’s not right it’s not fair & still people loves it for what it is.

One thing I've learned about people is that the easiest way to get them to like you is to shut up and let them do the talking.

They're hungry for something they know nothing about, but we, we know all too well that the price of fame is the loss of privacy.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

Let the only things higher than the airplanes in the sky, be the stories that I tell to others and the castles that i build for myself.

A cause may be inconvenient, but it's magnificent. It's like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it.

I'll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that's probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.

Prayer works (unless God has a different plan for you, that is different than what you want). Pray now. It works best if God is undecided.

When you have failed at being nice, you’ve actually succeeded in being mean. Success is everywhere if you know where to look for it.

Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying them without money.

You don't have to go away to know where your home is, everyone knows where their home is. And if you don't, you've got problems.