I'd much rather have a brain of my own than be popular.

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.

Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face.

People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for.

I'm like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don't leave.

Well, wasn't this a night for firsts. Sex. Arson. Pants.

Pantheism is sexed-up atheism. Deism is watered-down theism.

She’s a serial kisser. I think her parents are French.

Superfast beings shouldn't piss off the comics geek-girl.

You hit the Lord of The Titans with a blue plastic hairbrush.

It had better be. It doesn't do much when it's soft.

No ruby slippers here, just a lot of supernatural jackassess.

Not really a party until someone brings the surprise zombies.

If I Am murdered en route it will have been well worth while!