Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

Age is of no importance.Unless you are a piece of cheese.

But where is my son? Where is the beautiful Miss Merriot?

Lucille must have fed him a Vallium smoothie this morning.

Why does everything so bad for you always taste so dreamy?

If you worry about missing the boat, remember the Titanic!

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

I was behaving, just like I promised, but fate intervened.

I don't want to make sacrifices. I want to make dough.

They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance.

Everybody says I am NOBODY,and you know NOBODY is Perfect.

Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.

A woman never forgets her age once she decides what it is.

Keep rechewing. Like a cow. Use all your creative stomachs.

...personal torture instructor...I mean physical therapist.