Do you follow the wrestling? Most people think it's illegal, but you can watch it there. Ruby and Python are on display this evening.

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?

White? That's good. virginal. He'll be reminded this is a first for you and hopefully won't just impale you on his pork sword.

There are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one's hat, but these people tend to live in closets and on little pegs.

What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.

...but once more I say do as you please, for we women are born to this burden of being obedient to our husbands, though they be blockheads

Okay, boys.” Pestilence's grating voice rang out. “Kill the human and the mutt, and let's get this Apocalypse started!

I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said "do you want to lay on the couch' I said "Where's your clip board?

Anna gave her that disjointed look with which so many people regarded Hannah, as if they has fallen too many words behind to ever catch up.

Jack might look my age, but he was like a little kid on a sugar high --- in need of a good spanking. --- Good heavens, that sounded creepy.

Borman's dumping urine. Urine [in] approximately one minute." Two lines further along, we see Lovell saying, "What a sight to behold!

They were Republicans, Nixon Republicans, and so didn't subscribe to the notion that laws are supposed to apply to all people equally.

I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school’s last bastion of patriarchal society.

Overflowing with the milk of human kindness, the family had invited everyone they could think of, including people they cordially disliked.

Billy squinted at me. "Why are you letting them go?""Because they're real.""How do you know?""The one I was holding crapped on my hand.