Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

When one is two, it is love, and one plus one equals three.

Ok.. So are you goin’a let him bluetube your tweeter?

I don't like zombie movies, they're just plain silly.

I love three women—Agatha, Christy, and Agatha Christie.

We’re all somewhere 1-100 in love. I’m always 100.

Let’s make love in the library—in the romance section.

Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love.

I think he fucked me stupid"- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's

Love in a box. It’s a gift—for both of us, from both of us.

I love love, I hate hate, and I’m indifferent about indifference.

I’ve got a lot of love to give you. And by you I mean your clone.

I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some.

If you don’t learn how to drown, you won’t learn how to love.

What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love.