She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter.

She laughed and said how silly we were to not accept life for what it was, difficult.

Salsa music is best when chewing on nachos. I’m a spicy lover. Taste me and see.

Liquid kittens would be drinkable cuddles. You wouldn’t ever be thirsty for love.

I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.

You say guest, and I say prisoner. But I say it with love, so mine is preferable to yours.

My two legs are like one pretzel when I sit on the floor. If only love were so intertwined.

Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face.

Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by.

Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die.

Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.

I have the lips of a lisp, and I kiss like kith. It sounds silly, but it feels more romantic.

Sometimes meow means, “I love you.” Sometimes it means, “Feed me, you moron.

Love is missing your flight because you have a train to catch. I also have a football to catch.

Women love a man in uniform. You should see them drool when I dress up in my Girl Scout outfit.