A blanket could be frozen and used to cool off a warm body as you slowly thaw it out.


A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored baby. 


A blanket could be used as a cover of your favorite song by your favorite cover band.


Do something: be it good or evil, if they ask why you did it, tell them you're different.

Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die.

It was strange what Chris was feeling within, but he didn’t mind for he was loving her.

Sometimes meow means, “I love you.” Sometimes it means, “Feed me, you moron.

A blanket is a shield, blocking out the breeze, and an insulator, keeping in body heat.


A blanket cold be used as truth. At least it’s so warm, it must be used that way.


What do we call someone who talks about winning the race after leaving you amputated for life!

A brick could be used to silence your critics. Well, unless all your critics are mutes.


A brick could be broken—shattered—and then given as a gift, a jigsaw puzzle.


If a palmist grasp my palm, and look into it, without seeing a single line, what would he read?

To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle.

Love is missing your flight because you have a train to catch. I also have a football to catch.