A brick could be placed down on the first step on the path to enlightenment.

I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in.

Welcome to,to,to,to,to Stutterville! P,p,p,please have a seat on your own lap.

A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.


A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.


A brick is to a blanket, as the moon is to Sun Tzu. Fear my fearlessness!


A brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman.

Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.

I took a nap and used a napkin as a blanket. Obviously it was a small nap.


A brick could be used to divide two people, and then conquer both of them.


A blanket could be used to fly interdimensionally. My penis is a wormhole.


I built my marriage brick by brick. And I destroyed it blanket by blanket.


A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”


A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.

Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie.