A brick could be broken—shattered—and then given as a gift, a jigsaw puzzle.


A brick and a blanket represent two lovers who can never be together. I simply forbid it!


A brick could be used to build a future with me. Come, let’s start a life together.


A brick could be used for bric-a-brac. If you bring the brick, I’ll bring the brac.


A brick could be used like love. But not my love, because my love is more like a blanket.


Danny couldn't remember how many times he had driven down this particular stretch of highway.

I wish I could bottle up my penis and sell it at a garage sale. But first I need to get a garage.

When I smell small, my nose gets clogged up. Think what would happen if I whiffed medium or large.

A blanket could be used as a distraction. Wave it to the right, while you loot to the left.


Bricks could be used to fill my empty trophy cabinet. But first I’ve got to win them.


A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.


A brick could be flipped over and turned endlessly. But it still won’t start your car.


Blankets could be used as tents. That would free up tents to be used as portable sex stalls.


A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.


A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up.