I drink wine because I don t like to keep things bottled up
I drink wine because I don t like to keep things bottled up
Alcohol solves all our life s problems only when we re drunk
Rather be someone s shot of whisky than everyone s cup of tea
Recession: When Wine and Women get replaced by Water and Wife
People who drink to escape their problems are Booze-dils
Food security bill passed Now we have to earn only for liquo
I distrust camels anyone else who can go a week without a drink
Whisky mixes really well with almost everything except decisions
Two beer or not two beer that is the question William Shakesbee
You know you re drunk when you get out of bed and miss the floo
I drank so much vodka last night I woke up with a Russian accent
What device tells you that you ve drunk too much? A karaoke machine
Alcohol is never the answer unless the question is - What is C2H5OH?
It s a lot easier to start the day when you know it will end with BEER
Alcohol - A liquid good for preserving almost everything except secrets