Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Wave
Q: Why did the blonde move to LA? A: It was easier to spell
What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought
Q: What do you call a really smart blonde? A: A golden retrieve
How did the blonde hurt herself raking leaves? She fell out of the tree
Teacher: What is a Caesarean Section ? Blonde: It is a district in Italy
Q: Why did the blonde nurse go to an art school? A: To learn how to draw blood
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They re both empty from the neck up
What s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones
What are two reasons why blondes don t mind their own business? No mind; No business
Q: What s brown red black and blue? A: A brunette who told one too many blonde jokes
A blonde to a pharmacist: Do you have any oralgesics? The analgesics don t seem to work
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps
Customer: Waiter there is a hair in my soup Waiter: Blonde or red? We are missing a waitress