Lawyers talk how doctors write
But for law enforcement and physics I d be unstoppable
What does a lawyer use for birth control? His personality
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? I m not telling you
If you can t follow the laws you ll sure have to follow lawyers
It s better to have loved and lost than to have won and paid a lump sum to a lawye
What s the difference between a lawyer and an onion? You cry when you cut up an onion
What do you have if three lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand
What s the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A leech will let go when its victim dies
Lawyer: You say you re divorcing your husband for health reasons? Woman: Yes I m sick of him
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose would you go to lunch or to a movie?
Lawyer: Why do you want a divorce? Woman: Every time I sit on my husband s lap he starts dictating