They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.

Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas. Happy Xmas!

Mankind is a great, an immense family... This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.

Where is the best place to put your Christmas tree?After your Christmas one and your Christmas two.

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind;Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

How do you survive Christmas? You drink a lot. And drink a lot, right. Drink a lot and drink a lot.

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

Mankind is a great, an immense family... This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants.

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

But Tammy Faye calls me, and Ron Jeremy calls me, Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year.