I think there needs to be a No Drama Please button on Facebook one click would be worth thousand words

No one says you are ugly like Facebook asking Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture?

What s the most most embarrassing moment in a person s life? When nobody likes your Facebook status

Whenever I feel bored I just unfriend my family members on Facebook just to enjoy the drama that follows

Facebook Temporarily Down: There s no fun doing anything interesting today Whatever I do I can t post it

Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide which part of the body you wanna Poke

Facebook should have options WHO CARES along with LIKE It should also add SLAP PUNCH KICK along with POKE

Height of addiction: In a college form when asked about PERMANENT ADDRESS a student wrote www facebook com

I used to wonder what it was like to read people s minds but now that I have a Facebook account I m over it

I don t always have a cool FaceBook status But when I do some relative of mine ruins it with a lame comment

Behind every man with great status updates is either a beautiful woman who has inspired him or destroyed him

Son 2 his Mom: Mom you know na I love you a lot But sorry Mom I can`t accept your friend request on Facebook

Notice on a Public Building: In case of fire exit the building b4 Tweeting about it or putting it on the wall

If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates they would probably Unfriend me

I add everyone I hate to my Facebook so that I could send them Farmville notifications and poke them to death