Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
Facebook status original hona chaiye Copied to yeh wala bhi hai
If you like bad things about me on my back come to me I ll tell you more
Bad decisions make good stories No wonder people find me so entertaining
Find someone who will change your life not just your relationship status
I am going on a World Tour to study how I can reduce my wasteful expenditure
Trust me when I wake up everyday I have no plans to be awesome It just happens
I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them
The best moments we all lived are the ones we absolutely forgot to take pictures of
Dear K LoL and Hmmmm Thanks for being there when I ve been found wanting for words
Sometimes I wish I was a bird So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads
The longest 5 seconds in anyone s life is waiting to press the Skip Ad button on YouTube
I didn t go to the gym yesterday But the cashier who served me at McDonalds was named Jim So same thing
The world is not full of assholes But they are strategically placed so that you ll come across one every day
Call a girl beautiful 100 times and she ll never notice Call her fat once and she ll never forget it Because elephants never forget