True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

Khush toh bohut hoge tum,baat hi kutch aisi hai,1st april jo ho rahi hai,dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai johota hai sirf tumhaare naam.

Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,Ab tu nahi to is jeendegi ko bhi khair jeena kya!Ab to teri yadon mein hi hai mashgul hum,....Khair woh baat alag ki har lamho mein bante hai april fool hum..

This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool TrickPlace a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.The next person to flush the toilet will be greetedwith an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

Stress test.Ansr these 2 ques..1.Which mouse has 2 legs?..........Mickey mouse!2. Which duck has 2 legs?.......If u ansred Donald Duck - u r under stress...Becauseall ducks have 2 legs!SO BE COOL....

I think that no matter how old or infirm I may become, I will always plant a large garden in the spring.Who can resist the feelings of hope and joy that one gets from participating in natures rebirth?

From some home a jade flute sends dark notes drifting,Scattering on the spring wind that fills Lo-yang.Tonight, if we should hear the willow-breaking song,Who could help but long for the gardens of home?

Ov ol e Y Uov ol e Y uL V e ouHARI OM!!Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.Feeling bored?Wondering, what to do?Open the zip!Enter your hands in between your zip..take out your...book from your bag and study..

Narcotic greensnarcotic greenslike reeling firmaments disclosein their appearing randomnessthe sweetest means that you or sheor any wandering Thales mightchoose to bewonder-struck withat the momentwhen we die

Flower in the crannied wall,I pluck you out of the crannies,I hold you here, root and all, in my hand,Little flower--but if I could understandWhat you are, root and all, all in all,I should know what God and man is.

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB(hint-it should be 5)Read caps word reversely.U R the one who is CHARMINGU R the one who is INTELLIGENTU R the one who is CUTEand I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

I smile, of course,And go on drinking tea,Yet with these April sunsets, that somehow recallMy buried life, and Paris in the Spring,I feel immeasurably at peace, and find the worldTo be wonderful and youthful, after all.

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti takDharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti takDharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti takDharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak“Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo”Hawa hi hawa hai.

When the grass was closely mown,Walking on the lawn alone,In the turf a hole I found,And hid a soldier underground.Spring and daisies came apace;Grasses hide my hiding place;Grasses run like a green seaOer the lawn up to my knee.

Fill a manila envelope with shaving cream. Slide the open, top end of the envelope under the closed bedroom door. tHEN Stomp on the body of the envelope as hard as you can. The shaving cream bomb will cover everything in the room.