Nice people are like wind...u can only feel their presence & sinceritynow,dont look here & there to find themjust look at d name of d sender!

BRILLIANT LINES BY A MBA Student: " If you cant create your own answers in d examination...,then Management is not meant for u...."

2 person u need in ur life - A cute person who promises not to break ur heart&a best Friend, who kicks that personIf he breaks ur heart ...:)

Johnnie: We have a new baby at our house Charlie: Is it a girl or boy? Johnnie: I really can t make out; they haven t put its clothes on yet

I HATE UI HATE UI HATE UI HATE UH= happy to see youA=always miss youT=thank u for being my dostE=every day i remember youso really i hate you

Nxt year IPL to b played in PAKFacilities ofrd by Pak GvtSecurity by Al-Quieda & TalibanCheer Gals Dance in BurkhaBomb blast aftr evry Sixer.

Once rajnikant was driving a plane in delhi as usulaly he gets stuck 2 a rickshaw in which 100 people were injured who were sittng in rikshaw

Best diplomatic lines for the person you hate-its not that i hate you but lets say that if you were on fire and i had water i would drink it..

2day i learn something abt human nature. No matter how regularly U msg sum1, U wont get response but if its an unknown no. Every1 will erspond

Ever noticed ur parents spend thefirst 18 months trying to make u standup and talk...and The next 18 yearstrying to make u sit down n listen..

Another Moon? Possible Another Sun? Possible Another Sky? Possible Another person Like U? Impossible Coz God can t make the same Mistake twice

what is the difference between talent and intelligence?getting up daily in the morning is talent.. not trying such nonsense is intelligence !!

The best advertisement line againstPizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries -"Few moments on your Lips, Forever on your Hips."Be healthy.!

YOGA Effect:A Boy Was Having d Habit0f Smoking . . .His Parents Sent Him To YogaClasses For Treatment..NowHe Can Smoke With His LegsAlso . . .

New type of "UPVAS"living 1 daywithout1.mobile.2.vehicle.3.facebook.4.internet...5.PC/LAPTOPtry dis 2 get real peace of mind........