1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani.....29 yrs later,...Mukesh Ambani is planning to buy IDBI.....This shows nothing is impossible!!...Today, Swiss bank rejected loan for me!! ;-)

Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair.

A simple poemWn i was there, she was hereNow Wn im here, she z there,Wn both were there some1 was here, but Wn we r here no 1 z there.And in this here and there,she got marry somewhere

When asked if he was prepared to support a family the new son-in-law answered `I`m sorry I was only planning on providing for ur daughter The rest of u will have to support yourselves `

Yoga teacher to Jeeto: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit? Jeeto: Yes an amazing funny effect Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head

In the morning I don t eat because I think of you at noon I don t eat because I think of you in the evening I don t eat because I think of you at night I don t sleep because I am hungry

ou can read it without mistakeGood unerdsanding bteweene ecah ohther is rael fierndsihpEevn if we hvae so mnay msiunerdsantndig lkie tish msseaegBt i konw u cna read it withotu msitaek.

India s Test Series defeat against England - 2014: The first set of people to have taken PM Modi s speech seriously is the Indian Cricket team They believe in making Runs only in India

A two year old girl asked her granny how old she was However the granny did not know her age The kid said to the granny Don t stress read from your panty label mine is written 2-3 years

If you spell"Rajanikant"wrong on Google..It doesn’t say,"Did you mean Rajinikanth?"It simply replies,"Run while you still have the chance."Mind It! ;)

A man was telling his neighbor I just bought a new hearing aid It cost me 20 0000 rupees but it s state of the art Really what kind is it? asked the neighbor The man replied Twelve thirty

Soooooo… simple but so attractive.So.. enlightning but so cool.So moving but so still.So… quite but so popular.So romantic but still single.It’s the tragedy of MOON!!!

If the electricity goes: In America they call the power house; In Japan they test the fuse; But in India we check neighbour s house If there is no electricity at neighbour s then it s OK

When you said, "I love you,"I went over the moon.My heart sang its glory,The stars sang in tune.As when with a wordGod brought forth light,So with these wordsYou ended my night.

Oh my GOD, u r so luckyIf you are an ICECREAMthen u r so sweet.If you are RoseThen you are so softIf you are a StarThen you are so bright.If you are my FriendthenOhMyGODYou are soo Lucky .