There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth, but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajnikanth and lives.

Wife at the dinner table Please toast some bread for me The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said To bread

Boss: Whre were u born ?.Santa:Oye Punjab.Boss: Which part?.Santa: Oye Kya which part? Whole body born in pujab..

a beggar was singing a song rajnikant liked it he gave him his gold chain ????????tdy he is known as BAPPI LEHRI.

while selecting a girl (life partner), don’t just see her goodwill, please check her credit rating of love.

The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

There is nothing greater than "PARENTS"in this world...so...GO GET MARRIED FAST AND BECOME PARENTS. ;-)

Education is incomplete without 5 B s B - Bikes B - Beers B - Babes B - Bunks and the most important B - Backlogs

I dont love whoevr proposes me coz i m a priceless queen to my sweet parents n they wil bring me a perfect king..

Suppose Girls Are Genius............................HaHaHaHaHaHaHa...Very Funny.Cant Even Suppose .. =P =dLolz :P

The Madrasi said: I want to see the movie Heart is umbrella Which movie did he really want to see? Dil Chhata Hai

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece In the left half nothing is right and in the right half nothing is left

The way petrol prices are increasing in India it shall eventually be cheaper to just hire people to push your ca

Today tommorow and yesterday there ll be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose? Your Own Stupid

Attitude Rocks:"Care for the people, who deserve it.."Bcoz We are not jokers to entertain everybody....