“Maine” uska “chehra” “thapar” mar mar kr lal krdia kyo k osi ne mujhy kaha tha k........thaper se dar ni lagta sahib “pyar” se lagta hai.

ek bar raam aur raavan ladai kar rahe the..achanak Raavan bola: bye bye Raam...Raam: kya hua? haar maan li?..Raavan: nahi Raam, its 10.30, RAJNIKANT ki car saaf kaarne ka time ho gaya!!!!

Ek Traf Phulo Se Mili Chaut Ek Taraf Ghayal Jigar B HEk Taraf Kanto Ki Gali Ek Taraf Phulo Ka Shahar B HYe Valentine Mohbat krne Walo Ki Yad b Lekar Ata HSath Bewafao ki B Yad Dila Jata H

Ohh Ye Dekho…………………………………………Kitni Jaga Khali HaiChal Aja Cricket KehlteHain

Muskurahat apke"sms"se milti thi,Dil ko rahat apke "sms"se milti thi,Band kyun kar diya"sms" karna,Hamari to sms factry bhi apke"sms" se chalti thi.

Whn U r free? I hav some student who want to know more abut BLACK HOLE & BERMUDA TRIANGE, Ab tumhare mobile se badhkar koi sample hai kya unhe samjhane!Kuch bhi bahar aane k chance hi nahi!

kamino, nikammo; soye ho! kal agar apni glfrnd ya beloved ka birthday hota to rat me jagkar 12 baje use msg bhej dete! kal apni bharat mata ka janmdin hai, chalo sab deshwasiyonko wish karo!

Pal pal sa banta hai “EHSAS”,Shsas sa banta hai “VISHVAS”,Vishvas sa banta hai “RISHTA”.Ristoon sa banta hai koi “KHAS”,Jaisa“AAP”

kabhi kabhi ek aisa mod aata hai ki aapka apne glfrnd par se bharosa uthne lagta hai; wo boaring lagne lagti hai; aise waqt me kuch mat karo; Apne G.F. ka phone number muze de do…..!!

Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai…Khuda aapko har khushi de,Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..

Agar aap kisi se pyar krte ho or kehne se darte ho to pio "Mount & Dew"kyuki "Dar k aage jit hai", agar shrmate ho to pio"Sprite"kyuki "Sidhi baat no bakvash

Dil kisi pagal ke hath me patthar ki jaisaAur kisi nadaan ke hath me aayine ki jaisa hota hPhikar mat karo,pehle wala todne ke liye tayaar ho todusre wala tootne ke liye hameshaa tayaar hotaa h

"Shikve" to honge humse,"Shikayate" bi hongi humse,Par "APNO" se kabhi gila nhi karte,Ache nhi to bure hi sahi,Par hum jaise "BURE" log b mila nhi krte...

Boy to Moon:Bata mera mehboob kaisa haiMoon: Pehli baat main tere baap ka nukar nahin hoon, doosri itni oochai se kuchh nahi dikhta aur tisri baat ye pyar vyar ka bukhar dharti tak hi rakha karo

HUM INSAAN KAISE HAIN.......???Dusro ka dukh to bardaast kar lete hai... Par dusro ki khusi bardaast nahi hoti.. Dusro ke Ansoon to bardaast kar lete hai... Par dusro ki hansi bardaast nahi hoti..