Who said land-line phones are out of fashion? Simply buy an iPhone All day long it has to be plugged to a charger By God it really gives you the feeling of being a land-line phone

God is always playing Chess with each one of us He makes moves in our life and then sits back to see how we react to the Challenges So make the best move before getting Checkmate

Why men are like toilets? 1 They are always out of order 2 They stink 3 The nice ones are always engaged 4 They consume large amounts of liquid 5 They are constantly full of crap

Running out of battery is the new running out of gas; Breaking your phone is the new breaking down on the side of the highway And too many phones on the Wi-Fi is the new traffic jam

Girls PC folder: C/desktop/songs/romantic songs Boys PC folder: C/windows/system32/drivers/study material/important files/educational stuff/data structure algorithms/SUNNY LEONE avi

Girlfriends are like appetizers they re good at all times; Mistresses are like pizzas hot and spicy and enjoyed frequently; Wives are like curd and rice good only nothing else s available

If everyone forgets you I ll be with you; If everyone betrays you I ll be with you; If everyone lets you down I ll still be with you; But if every one likes you then sorry I will be with them

Don t always search for a very good or unique message to send me I ll simply be happy with an empty message from you; Because more than a message just seeing your name makes me immensely happy

Facebook wants to know What s on my mind? Twitter wants to know What s happening? Foursquare wants to know Where I am? Orkut wants me to Say something Damn the internet is turning into an online wife

Candy Crush might be a great game; But it kills time and I find it inane; You love it and need more gifts and lives; When involving players please avoid my name; As It s turning out to be source of my bane

Ironical but True: When I was a child I used to forget everything So I was told to learn to remember to move ahead in life Now when I m able to remember I m told to learn to forget and move ahead in life

If a man is allowed to select only one girl from 100 girls and he picks the most beautiful girl he ll still feel the PAIN of losing the remaining 99 And women always complain that men don t have FEELINGS

In India a girl never expresses her liking for a boy thinking boy should express it first And a boy never expresses it with a fear of losing her as a friend That s why love stories end before they even start

In bad times some people turn to God; and some turn to alcohol Honestly speaking I don t see any difference Both ways life is being guided by a spirit Hence my resolution for this year is to lead a spirit ual life

Our aim in life should be: 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 9-glass drinking water 8-hrs sound sleep 7-wonders tour with family 6-six digit income 5-days work a week 4-wheeler 3-bedroom flat 2-cute children 1-sweetheart 0-tension