Jeeto: I ve figured how to avoid getting parking tickets Santa: And how exactly do you do that? Jeeto: I ve taken the windshield wipers off my ca

Pinky while looking through a family album Doesn t dad look funny in those suspenders? Jeeto: Yes but he d look a darned sight funnier without them

Jeeto to Preeto You look different today Preeto: The doctor asked me to lose 5 kgs Jeeto: And you lost 5 kgs? Preeto: Yes I stopped wearing makeup

Preeto: How do u know when kids start to grow up? Jeeto: Girls grow up when they start to put lipstick and boys grow up when they start to wipe it off

Jeeto: My husband doesn t seem to care about his appearance Preeto: I thought otherwise Why do you say so? Jeeto: He hasn t made one for almost 2 weeks

Preeto: Why is psychoanalysis much quicker for men than it is for woman? Jeeto: Because when it is time to go back to childhood the man is already there

Jeeto: My husband seems not to care about his appearance Preeto: But he always dresses up well Jeeto: No No not that He hasn t made one for 5 days now

Santa: And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you? Jeeto: Yes several Santa: Well I wish you had married the first fool who proposed Jeeto: I did

Jeeto texts Santa on a cold winter morning Windows frozen Santa texts back Pour some luke-warm water over it Jeeto texts back Computer completely f****d now

Santa: And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you? Jeeto: Yes several Santa: Well I wish you had married the first fool who proposed Jeeto: I did

Jeeto to instructor while learning to drive That little mirror up there isn t set right Instructor: Isn t it? Jeeto: No I can t see anything but the car behind

Jeeto: It s my bad luck that I married you Otherwise lots of smart boys were interested in me Santa: Of course they must have been smart that s why they escaped from you

Jeeto was having problems with her computer so she rang tech support The guy asked `Do you have any window open right now?` Jeeto: Are you crazy? It s the middle of winte

Jeeto answers the phone It must have been a wrong number from some ship she tells her husband Santa: Why? Jeeto: Because it was a woman wanting to know if the coast is clea

Pappu was climbing a very tall tree Her mother scoldingly Get off that tree immediately However Pappu ignored her Jeeto: Well if you break your leg don t come running to me