If you never want to see a man again say: I love you I want to marry you I want to have children - they leave skid marks

Courtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalogue Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden

Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers That s probably the reason mothers cry the most at weddings

Secret fail-free formula for married couples: Love One Another And if it doesn t work bring the last word in the middle

Marriage is like a casino You go in all excited and optimistic; And you stumble out broke drunk and talking to yourself

Alcohol is the worst thing in the world My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying - I love you to his own wife

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands; If they are placed around his hubby s throat she s probably slightly upset

Wife: I m going up-town this afternoon Hubby: Shopping? Wife: No I won t have time I just want to get some things I need

It s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged It s like asking someone if suicide is better or being murdered

Every time I talk to my wife my mind reminds me that this conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purposes

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don t take any chances Burn the body and bury the ash

A man s silence can break a woman s heart into pieces While a woman s silence gives a thousand peaceful moments to a man

Women are like phones they like to be held talked to and touched often But push the wrong button and you re disconnected

Modi Ji Roz Kahte Hein Achhe Din Aane Waale Hein ; Kyunki Summer Vacations Mein Sabki Biwiyan Maayke Jaane Wali Hein

Women s Logic: If he is not on FaceBook; He must be with that Bitch If he is on FB; He must be chatting with that Bitch