no one cares about you, no one cares about you,no one will help you in need,except only one person and that person is the one you see in ur mirror daily.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.Husband is liver & wife is kidney.If liver fails, kidney fails.If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti HyPathan : pta NaiMje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal HogyeMoral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati

Who is the luckiest lover in this world..?A guy who loved a girl madly but cudnot propose her..And gets the S@me girl as her wife in arrange marriage..!!!

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya

Phathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara aur kandhay pe rakh k bazar mai gya, ek aadmi ne poocha khan kya dawaza bechna hy?pathan: nahi yaar taala khulwana hy :)

Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .He Has Silver In His HairGold In His TeethStones In His KidneySteel In His KneesSugar In His Blood&Gas In His A** . . .

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi SeAhista Se Bat Kr raha ThaAadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe HoPathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.

Flowers blossom even in forests when their is no one to admire their beauty.Lets continue our good work honestly even when nobody in watching us..........

Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon,tumhari aankhon mein bas jaaon,tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.Wife: Baaki kya mohalle wale karenge?

Accept Every Victory With A Humble HeartAndEvery Defeat With A Gracious MindIs The Best Way To Live In This World"Win Or Loss" Life Has To Go On

The heart us a vert good Fertilizer. Anything you plant - Love, Hate, Fear, Hope, Joy - Surely grows and bears fruit. It is you who decide what to harvest.

Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis karo,Itna chota kamra or 1 stool,tum humein janwar smjhta hai.Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.

If Every One is HAPPY With You,Then surely u have made many COMPROMISES in ur life.And If u r HAPPY wid every1,Surely u have IGNORED many faults of others!

Nazar se dor rehne wale ne mujhe dilse bhi dur kardiya, kabhi wada kiya tha mujhe hamesha hasane ka ,aaj usiki yaadon ne humko rone k liye majbur kardiya.,