A lady lost her handbag It was found by Pappu and returned to her Looking in her purse she commented Hmmm That s funny When I lost my bag there was a 1000 Rupee not in it Now there are ten 100 Rupee notes Pappu: That s right Ma m The last time I found a lady s purse she didn t have any change for a reward
The Art teacher gives the students an assignment in class While inspecting she asked Pappu What have you drawn? Pappu: That Ma m - is a cow grazing Teacher: Where is the grass? Pappu: The cow has eaten it Teacher: But where is the cow? Pappu: You don t suppose she d be fool enough to stay there after she d eaten all the grass do you?
Hey Mom asked Pappu Can you please give me 100 bucks? Certainly not answered Jeeto If you do Pappu went on I ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty saloon His mother s ears perked up and grabbing her purse she handed over the money Well? what did he say? He said Hey Meera make sure you wash my handkerchief properly
Pappu was perplexed by a question in the examination Q: What are gills ? Pappu tried hard to remember but in vain Then he asked Bunty sitting behind him Bunty: They have some connection with fish Pappu s eyes lit up and he wrote GILLS are found in Punjab and generally in Ludhiana They re very found of alcohol which they enjoy everyday with Fried Fish
