Just Go To Hell Yes You You Only Because only You can change - Hell into Heaven by your sweetness

Do you know why cool and amazing people are always busy? I ll tell you later because right now I am pretty busy

What is the full form of EIDK ? Think? Try again? Don t know? Ok Give up? E = Even I = I D = Don t K = Know

November 26 Morning 06:32 Nothing happened Get back to work All day long you re simply enjoying my messages

WARNING message for your good health: Please don t eat Chips Pizzas Burgers Ice Creams And Chocolates without me

Smile will make you look beautiful So always keep smiling Stop being weird by smiling it won t work for you

If it walks like a duck; And talks like a duck It simply means - you re drunk; Because Ducks don t talk

Almost 83% of boys failed this test Wanna be a genius? Then answer this question: What s your girlfriend s name?

Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain So kindly tell them ur age

I just want to sit down and watch a nice movie with a girlfriend Can anyone recommend a nice girlfriend?

Kabhi Naak Pe Kabhi Gaal Pe Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kadar Makhiya Tang Karti Hain Ab Aap Nahaoge Nahi To Aisa Hi Hoga Na?

The nominees for the best friend are You You You again Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu And the winner is Me Because I have You

Do you know you re a BITCH B: Beautiful I: Intelligent T: Talented C: Cute and H: Hilarious So you re smiling now BITCH

Can you read fast in English? My A my; They my; They they my; A my they na my; Compliments you can be a successful begga

If some day I praise you for your: 1 Good looks 2 Nature 3 Style or 4 Attitude Please don t believe me as I might be drunk