Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school Since then that day is known as Sunday

Chuck Norris once met Rajnikanth The result? He was reduced to a joke on the internet

If Rajnikanth was born 200 yrs ago British would have fought India to get Independence

Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth s leg After five days of excruciating pain the cobra died

Q: Why did Rajinikanth jump off a bridge? A: He wanted to check the depth of the ocean

Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner? Just to play carom

When Rajnikanth does push-ups he isn`t lifting himself up He is pushing the earth down

Rajnikanth makes coffee by grinding beans with his teeth and boiling milk with his ange

Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places Today those places are known as IITs

Q:Why India`s enemies like China and Pakistan are in north A:Bcoz Rajnikant is in south

Rajnikanth`s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd no one fools Rajnikanth

When Rajnikanth walks into a dark room he doesn`t turn the light on He turns darkness off

Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than death can process them

A long time ago two men made a joke on Rajinikanth No they are known as Santa and Banta