Good news for Congress for winning under 50 seats They can now make a Whatsapp group without leaving any Lok Sabha MP out

I m so grateful to Facebook and Whatapp otherwise I d have to phone 1000 people every night and tell them I m going to sleep now

Why are people so worried about the blue ticks on Whatsapp? Calm down It s just a messaging service and not a Pregnancy Test

New generation: Facebook last seen - 6 seconds ago; Whatsapp last seen - 4 seconds ago; But textbook last seen - 8 months ago

I got msg on WhatsApp: Bored lady in your city looking for some hot action So I sent her my clothes that needed to be ironed

I ve been hearing since my childhood: We are social animals But ever since I joined Social Media I keep hearing - You re anti-social

When I Whatsapp and you read we both think of each other Do you know what that means? It means Tussi vi Vehle te Assi vi Vehle

Girl: Please don t upload your DP picture on Whatsapp Boy: But why? Girl: The screen of my smartphone gets dirty with my lipstick marks

Aao Aaj Apko Mobile Pe Whatsapp Pe Film Dikhate Hain Start The End Yeh Thi Rajesh Khanna Ki super-hit film KORA KAGAZ Thank you Mat Bolna

Janta Group Ta Eda Join Kardi Hai Jive Bhua Da Viah Hunda Te Share Karan Vele Bimari Eda Paindi Hai Jive Fufad Ne Daj Vich Safari Gaddi Mang Layi Hove

Janta Group Ta Eda Join Kardi Hai Jive Bhua Da Viah Hunda Te Share Karan Vele Bimari Eda Paindi Hai Jive Fufad Ne Daj Vich Innova Gaddi Mang Layi Hove

Mobile ek MANDIR hai; Whatsapp uska DEVTA; Group Banane Wala PUJARI; Message Bhejne Wala DANI; Padhane wala BHAKT; Aur Reply Na Karne Wala Bhikhari

Mobile has taught us three things: Whatever makes you happy - save it Whatever makes others happy - forward it Whatever ll make no one happy - delete it Happy Messaging

Ek dum Gareeb joke: Teacher to Boy: Nalayak Class Mein Din Bhar Ladkiyon Ke Saath Itni Baatein Kyu Karta Rehta Hai? Boy: Sir Mein Buhut Garib Hu Mere Mobile me Whatsappp Nahi Hai

What is Whatsapp? Ek Raasta Hai Dil Ki Baat Bataane Ka; Ek Zariya Hai Apni Yaad Dilaane Ka; Ek Saathi Hai Apne Saare Gum Bhulane Ka; Aur Ek Tarika Hai Bina Miley Rishta Nibhane Ka