Cats like to cuddle more than any other living creature, including zombies, which are only half dead.

A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor.

My main regret in life is that there is no MacArthur Fellowship awarded in the field of Panda Satire.

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.

I watch baseball on TV like my cat watches the window. Somebody open the blinds so we can see better!

Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice—once for each of my faces.

Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds.

I am the All Three Cats of love, and if you had to choose, you’d be wise to pick the middle one.

There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.

Sophie knew about power animals,everyone did...Sophie thought she might be a cat, she liked cats a lot.

A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or it’s really hard to catch.

A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.

There are those who have suggested that the tendency of a cat to play with its prey is a merciful one...

A being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and awake at night.

I had a dream about you. You were naked except for a fur coat. You kept meowing at me to pet you.