If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of suble air.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

Oh, Hank," Susan whispered, "their wings are furry.""Oh, James," Harriet whispered, "their hands are kind.

If cats could count, they’d start getting nervous around the time they put paid to their fifth life.

My cat just licked my eyeball. Probably because I look like an asshole.
I also look like an asshole.

I killed a flea this morning. I may have been a bit overzealous, because I accidentally killed the cat too.

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.

My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves.

Love is whole. Love cannot be divided from itself. Love knows all paths, where even gods and cats are blind.

Cats are portable calm distributors. They’re like vending machines distributing peace for free.


This is a classic story of the friendship between humans and cats. Yes. I got in a lie right from the start!

Letmeoutletmeoutletmeoutletmeout.Wait--let me back in!...Letmeinletmeinletmeinletmein.Wait--let me back out!

I like to see cats tumble around, but I wish they wouldn’t meow so much when I shove them in the dryer.

I get scared at night. That’s why I got a cat—for protection. Cats are deadlier than Teddy bears.

The ball of dark fur pressed itself into my chest, and I wished she was my kitten, and knew that she was not.